What NOT to Wear to a FlashMob

I know. I know. This post is supposed to be about what I wore last week.  A recap of fashion sorts.  Well, today is special.  BLOGHER special.  I do wish to capture the attire from last week, but I also want to heed a warning.  A bold warning. What NOT to Wear to a FlashMob

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= Wardrobe Malfunction

The top was Vintage Trina Turk (3+ years).  It was light as a feather and oh SO shear.  The undergarment choice was made haphazardly.  I went with a Nu Bra so no straps would show if the silk halter neckline shifted.  Additionally, it would give nude-esk coverage along with total freedom of movement.  However, little did I know that these pasties are NOT guaranteed to stay on securely. Especially if you are sweating and about to dance as if it were a performance on Dancing With The Stars.

Please behold…..

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Theresa had given everyone the secret cue to chime in.  I was nervous, anxious but confident.  Lindsey from Modchik Photography, caught me in action.

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Then, just in one twirl, the adhesive bra went flying. The photo above is me in complete disbelief that I was dancing free under a super-duper sheer top.  In front of countless fellow bloggers and syndicated new cameras.  Oh snap.  Here is the best video which captures my brafree predicament.   The Pasties’ went airborne about 1:20. The duck and cover maneuver was then immediately performed and I ended up dancing like a complete hot mess.

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But I held my ground friends. Nay. Nay. I was NOT going to throw in the towel and sprint to the nearest restroom.  I was there to support, no pun intended, Theresa and Mary.  Come Hell or High Water, I was going to overcome every insurmountable jiggling/naked obstacle.  Because that is what Friends DO! Thanks Soleil Moon Frye for your video, it was the best one out there to show my malfunction.

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Mary                                                  Theresa

Afterwards, when I saw my friends faces and wiped a tear away, it made for the BEST bucket list Flashmob I could have ever dreamed of.  Who cares about a tiny wardrobe malfunction. Despite the breast set backs, I can’t wait for next year and I promise the undergarment choice will be more savvy. Pinky swear.

Now on to what I wore that was not mommy PJ’s, spandex, or sweats last week. Due to BlogHer it was easy peasy:

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1. Top Bailey 44

2. Dress Susana Monaco

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Another bucket list item has been marked complete.  Work a Fascinator.  Thank you Sparklecorn very much for this opportunity.

Fascinator by Aldo Accessories

Top Nanette Leopore

Happy Hump Day and make sure your bra is fastened,

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Lindsey at The Pleated Poppy is hosting a Fashion Link up. Check out all the other outfits from across the blogsphere HERE

Comments

  1. That is hysterical!! & girl, you’ve got some serious dance moves.
    Love the Fascinator. I’ve always wanted one, they seem so proper.

  2. That is freaking hysterical. Though I didn’t see the cutlets fly.

    • Perhaps you were standing in front of me? The sad part is I tried to stuff them on my pockets, but they were sown shut. I had to tuck them in my waist band. Oh the joy. 😉

  3. oh my gosh! i would’ve died had that happened to me.

  4. I was only like 2 people behind you and TOTALLY didn’t see what went down, so you recovered most excellently! :)

  5. love this story. Now, where did you get the FAB fascinator?!

  6. I will NEVER forget you coming up to me after the dance, laughing, with your bra cupped in your hands. NEVER. You are so awesome…

    • Next time I’mma gonna super-glue those babies on. Or better yet choose a more functional over the shoulder boulder holders. Thank you for your sweet smile laughing with me and not at me. MUAH!!!!!!

  7. Had you not posted about it, I never would have known. You carried yourself with class, Lovey…as always! Good for you, for sticking it out, and having a good spirit. Knowing when to laugh, instead of panic…boo on the bra, but that top is ADORABLE!

  8. Damn, I miss all the fun! How cool – the flashmob I mean :) A day to remember for sure!

  9. Love that you just powered through. You’re fierce!

  10. This is hilarious! I mean, I don’t know if I’ll ever wear one of those bras to dance, but so funny to read!

    Loved dancing next to you!

    • Where were you when I was getting ready in the morning? I SO needed your voice of reason of what NOT to wear.

  11. That is AWESOME!! So, did it fly out like a slingshot or slide down and fall out of your shirt? I missed the whole thing :)

    • Slingshot!. I was dancing like J-Lo’s last performance evah. The embarassment created Light Speed. Like none other. Until next time sweets!

  12. I love how you carried it off, girlfriend!

    Well, I didn’t see anything fly in the video so your secret is safe with me, lol! I played Liesel once in a play, The Sound of Music, and I was dancing with “Rolf” doing “Sixteen Going On Seventeen” and my skirt fell off. In front of a couple hundred people. In front of God and everybody. In front of small children. Not to mention in front of my future in-laws.

    Fortunately I was wearing a slip underneath. However, I had not planned on showing my undergarments on stage at that time (or any time for that matter). After that I was paranoid about my clothes falling off. Still am……

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